07 1 / 2019

I really relate to babies

I get hella hangry and wanna cry when I’m hungry.

I want to throw a serious hissy fit when I’m like butt ass exhausted tired.

I want cuddles and to laugh at myself without judgment.

Babies are truly the pioneers of humaness and don’t get nearly enough credit for their work.

07 1 / 2019

cinki-the-black-goddess:

jehovahhthickness:

princecarlton:

jehovahhthickness:

jehovahhthickness:

I’m looking forward to remaining a cheap bitch when I’m a millionaire because I’m scared of getting robbed so ima act broke forever and leak articles about me going bankrupt while sitting on $100 million dollars so people won’t ask me for shit 😭

Ima still drive a Toyota and tell people my Benz is a rental.

Ima still water down my dish soap.

Ima still only shop for clothes that’s on clearance or on sale.

Imma still look at prices on menus and go

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Y’all remember that Chris Rock scene on I’m Gonna Git You Sucka where he wanted only one rib and a sip of soda, meanwhile he had a stack of money on him?

That’s gonna be me.

Only old folks and movie connoisseur will remember this 😭

THATS MY FAVORITE SCENE 😭😭😭

I’m old folks

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06 1 / 2019

geekscoutcookies:

just-shower-thoughts:

If you are unmarried by age 29 (female) or age 31 (male) statistically you have just avoided your first divorce

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Originally posted by freethrowline

06 1 / 2019

awesomeeverysingleday asked: Hi, I'd like to know if i should focus on school, a traditional job or creative projects this year? My creative projects would be musical or visual art or both. The traditional job could be a union job, customer service or non profits. My major in school is communication, but i was a fine art major at my last school. 😎😳 -- pjn

kastraa:

Hi💫 I feel like the cards are telling you to go forth with your creative projects and school. The first card to fall out was the empress, which is all about using your creativity to express yourself, then the chariot, which is about forward movement, and the high priestess, which is about using your intuition, so I feel like deep down you know you really want to do more creative projects. You’re feeling unsure about going forward because you don’t know if you’ll be successful, but you’ve got the nine of Chalices and the six of Wands here, and that’s about wishes being granted and achieving your dreams. Lastly, you have the nine of Wands with the page of pentacles, which tells me that you need to keep working on your studies because you’re almost done, but you’re going to do it, I feel like here you can do it all.

I hope this helps💓

Yo. This right here, y'all.

06 1 / 2019

They played the shit out of that 2nd screenplay winner for that commercial break, huh

06 1 / 2019

tsg2k17:

It really irks me that Taylor Swift now has the fond memory of Idris Elba complimenting her.

And he complimented her and she did not also compliment him. 🤢

06 1 / 2019

crow–teeth:

gaypussyretard:

ralisedarys:

ralisedarys:

happy new year dont forget bloodmoon This Momth.

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we are off to a GREAT start

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werewolves:

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06 1 / 2019

06 1 / 2019

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

Y’all think I could get some help on rent? It’s 860 due the first week of January and I don’t have all of it. Really appreciate if y’all could reblog and consider all the amazing hot takes I’ve given you this year!

https://www.paypal.me/becca97

https://venmo.com/code?user_id=1935845124734976218

Thank you so much to everyone who’s donated so far!

I have 220/860 so far

Still boost I got 310/860

Hey guys this has been spread again and I’m not accepting donations! Please like trhough the notes for other people who could use it

@translif

@sophiaslittleblog

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06 1 / 2019

the-middle-eastern-feminist:

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Fuck the double standards.

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06 1 / 2019

jervae:

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May Cash Gabby bring you all the blessings you deserve this year.

Energy

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06 1 / 2019

stuffaboutminneapolis:

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The Queen of Minneapolis has spoken.

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06 1 / 2019

earthshaker1217:

dupreshalavonne:

therevolutionarythot:

keeptheragetender:

Aw she looked so pleased with herself when she finally stood up

most adorable video I’ve seen all day? check.

Babygirl

😃😃😃😃

Awwww

(Source: idodrugsandbitches, via iambaby-j)

06 1 / 2019